Danielle

“Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”
― Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
― Alfred Hitchcock

“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ”
― Wendell Johnson