Eric Shenfield

“A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.”
― Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”
― Tom Waits

“I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.”
― Tom Waits

“Way far back in the beginning of the world was the whirlwind warning that we could all be blown away like chips and cry- Men with tired eyes realize it now, and wait to deform and decay- with maybe they have the power of love yet in their hearts just the same, I just don't know what that word means anymore- All I want is an ice cream cone”
― Jack Kerouac