Josh Manley

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”
― Barbra Streisand

“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn't-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as "deserving" respect; you get what you demand from people.. if you demand respect, he will either respect you or he won't associate with you. It really is that simple.”
― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell