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“Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!”
― When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
― When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
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“It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
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“Ask not the grass to give you green, and later walk all over it.”
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Michael’s 2024 Year in Books
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