Ella

“I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.”
― Russell Brand, My Booky Wook

“I used to love you very much.”
― Martin McDonagh, The Pillowman

“over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.”
― David Mitchell, Number9Dream

“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand