Janvief

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”
― Linda Howard, After the Night

“You were the best birthday present I ever got."
"Thank you."
"I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to warn you that it's not half as good as my present. Even so, you have to keep it."
"All right."
He draped the pink bow around his neck and grinned. "Happy birthday, Rosebud.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Nobody's Baby But Mine

“I don't love you anymore", she whispered. "I don't love you at all." His throat closed. "It's all right, sweetheart. I love you enough for both of us.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Kiss an Angel

“We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?”
“It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of a good news/bad news situation.”
“In that case, hit me with the good news first.”
“They’re both sort of rolled up into one.”
“Stop stalling.”
“All right. Now don’t get mad, but . . .” Smothered laughter drifted toward him. “Cal . . . I’m naked.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Nobody's Baby But Mine