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“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”
― Mark Twain

“All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.”
― Mark Twain

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
― Mark Twain

“What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.”
― Mark Twain