Elad

“You have found religion! You have pledged yourself to a life of worship and piety! Finally. Now there are consequences for all of your actions! Reward: One of the greatest things about having a religion is the unshakeable certainty that you’re right and everyone else who doesn’t believe the same as you is wrong! That’s a pretty good reward. Oh, and don’t forget about the eternal life thing, too. That’s always one of their big selling points.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods