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“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
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“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
― It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
― It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs, I say ‘no.”
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“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
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Dave’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Dave’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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102 friends
1 book
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2 books
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273 friends
95 books
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1 book
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4 friends
1 book
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24 friends
1 book
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4 friends
1 book
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20 friends
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