Avinash Mathews

“Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of one of his own works which he himself had inscribed for a friend: "To ----, with esteem, George Bernard Shaw."

He immediately purchased the book and returned it to the friend with a second inscription: "With renewed esteem, George Bernard Shaw.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
― W.C. Fields