Maurice Thompson

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”
― Bill Cosby

“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. ”
― Bill Cosby

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
― Bill Cosby

“As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest.”
― Bill Cosby