Stephanie

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Stephanie’s Quotes

“Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk”
― Christopher Moore

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“Fuck a zombie!”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

tags: curse, epithet, swearing

133 likes

“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

tags: humor

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“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

tags: humor, insanity, sanity

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“Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.”
― Christopher Moore

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