Chris Van den heever

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”
― Frank Zappa

“I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.”
― Oscar Wilde

“It's a very frustrated feeling you get when the only people with good photos of you work are the police department.”
― Banksy

“You're not fooling anyone by taking your clothes off when you go to bed.”
― Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America