Micky Jones

“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“In times of stress, the best thing we can do for each other is to listen with our ears and our hearts and to be assured that our questions are just as important as our answers.”
― Fred Rogers, The World According to Mister Rogers: Important Things to Remember

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
― David Mamet, Boston Marriage

“If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.”
― Chris Rock