Augusto Chiarle

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”
― Terry Pratchett

“There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
― Terry Pratchett