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“It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of a man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire... Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better for it. Neatness and fashion are enough for the former, and a something of shabbiness or impropriety will be most endearing to the latter.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

“It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.”
― Dolly Parton

“Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.”
― Joan Crawford

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
― Oscar Wilde