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Christopher Moore
“If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.”
Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore
“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”
Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore
“Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.”
Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

Christopher Moore
“That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.”
Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

Christopher Moore
“No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it's lying there naked, pure, unsullied by facts. Let's just keep it that way for a while."

"So you don't really have a theory?"

"Clueless."

"You lying bag of fish heads."

"I can fire you, you know. Even if Clay was the one that hired you, I'm not totally superfluous to this operation yet. I'm kind of in charge. I can fire you. Then how will you live?"

"I'm not getting paid."

"See, right there. Perfectly good concept ruined by the application of fact.”
Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

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