“So @Mizzou has a student shortage problem, but they haven't called me to try to fill demand. I have one student in stock, and I am ON SALE.”
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“I wish a person could self-slap himself to wake up his conscience, like coffee does for consciousness.”
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“My new snackable deliciousness is called Ears In A Box. Listen up, I think people will love it. Should the logo be Helen Keller or van Gogh?”
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“Some baby shampoos say “No More Tears” on the bottle. What a scam. I want my shampoo made with 100% real baby tears.”
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“I called in sick to work, and my employer called in hospital to me. We decided to meet in the middle, at my favorite coffee shop.”
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Steve’s 2025 Year in Books
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