Peter John

“The thing about people who work in finance is that they consider their job infinitely more important than anything or anyone, and so it’s perfectly legitimate to tell everyone else to fuck off because they have a conference call with Dubai.”
― Jonathan Tropper, This is Where I Leave You

“Maybe yelling back is a kind of marital diplomacy”
― Jonathan Tropper, This is Where I Leave You

“If so, how do we feel about it?” “We are numb.”
― Jonathan Tropper, This is Where I Leave You

“And as the room starts to fill with the first somber-faced neighbors coming to pay their respects, it becomes clear to me that the reason for filling the shiva house with visitors is most likely to prevent the mourners from tearing each other limb from limb.”
― Jonathan Tropper, This is Where I Leave You