Chris

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
― Alan Moore

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
― Mark Twain