Bridget Clark

“Excuses are like backsides...everyone has one, and they all stink!”
― Cimil Goddess of hte Underworld

“Oh, for God’s sake, Roen! Stop with the Superman crap!”
“Not Superman. Mer. Man… Superman is fictional. Mermen are real.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“Come, my handsome vampire. I have a few things I must do to prepare you. Then I’ll put you somewhere safe to await your bride. Oh—I know!” She clapped excitedly. “You can stay inside my piggy bank! And I’ll create a drama-tastic jungle intro to your lady! How about Romancing the Stone meets Apocalypto?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?

“You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.”
― Mick Jagger