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Bertil Jensen

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“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
― Steve Martin

tags: black-humor, gallows-humor, irreverent-humor

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“He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.”
― Brigham Young

tags: inspirational, insult, rage

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“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

tags: death, gallows-humor, humor, laughing

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“Live, die, something else lives. The very soil humanity walks upon is built up from death. Digging into a flowerbed means digging into bones.”
― M. Jones, Frankie & Formaldehyde

tags: bones, death, frankie-and-formaldehyde, gallows-humor, life

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“He who takes offense when offense was not intended is a fool, yet he who takes offense when offense is intended is an even greater fool for he has succumbed to the will of his adversary.”
― Brigham Young

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