Bethany Burleson

“It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns"
(After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero'
by Mariah Carey)”
― Simon Cowell

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”
― Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages