Nikki

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Unbound

“Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.
I am sorry that the maenad picked on you."
I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation.
Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me."
That's more like it.”
― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas

“I'd tell him to go to hell, but it just so happens I'm stuck there and don't want to have to see him every day.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue