Patricia

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

“Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent. ”
― Jill Conner Browne, The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love: A Fallen Southern Belle's Look at Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and Being Prepared

“Hate people on an individual basis only - you must actually get to know someone at least slightly before you can properly hate him or her.”
― Jill Connor Browne, The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love