David

“There are only two things to worry about, either you are
healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing
to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to
worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get
well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there
are only two things to worry about, either you will go to
heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to
worry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busy
shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry.”
― Wolfgang Riebe, 100 Quotes to Make You Think!

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”
― Wolfgang Riebe, 100 Quotes to Make You Think!

“A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven.”
― Wolfgang Riebe, 100 Quotes to Make You Think!

“Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.”
― Wolfgang Riebe, 100 Quotes to Make You Think!