“Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.”
― Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
― Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
“Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.”
― The Catcher in the Rye
― The Catcher in the Rye
“These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful.”
― Survivor
― Survivor
“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.”
― 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
― 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
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