“She cast her fragrance and her radiance over me. I ought never to have run away from her... I ought to have guessed all the affection that lay behind her poor little stratagems. Flowers are so inconsistent! But I was too young to know how to love her...”
― The Little Prince
― The Little Prince
“If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave.”
― It Occurred to Me
― It Occurred to Me
“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.”
― 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
― 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
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