Crystal

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
― Winston S. Churchill