Crystal

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Always do what you are afraid to do.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes