Mark Baland

“Don't Panic.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.”
― George Carlin

“So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” And anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.”
― George Carlin

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin