Angelo Urrete

“One, your hair is stupid. And two, I don’t know what it’s like where you come from, but if you ever do anything that could get me sent back to Brooklyn again, I won’t just break your nose. I will motherfucking kill you.”
― Lev Grossman, The Magicians

“Pious people spoke to God, and crazy people imagined that God spoke back.”
― Philip K. Dick, VALIS

“When I want a broad-minded opinion for general enlightenment, distinct from special advice, I never go to a man who deals in the subject professionally. So I like the parson's opinion on law, the lawyer's on doctoring, the doctor's on business, and my business-man's . . . on morals.”
― Thomas Hardy, Far From the Madding Crowd

“I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.”
― Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington