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“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
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“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
― Groucho and Me
― Groucho and Me
“Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”
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Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”
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“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
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Dashawn’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Dashawn’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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74 friends
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40 friends
0 books
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42 friends
42 books
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22 friends
5 books
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44 friends
1 book
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15 friends
2 books
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9 friends
1 book
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3 friends
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