Echo Moon

“I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
― Dorothy Parker

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Men
They hail you as their morning star
Because you are the way you are.
If you return the sentiment,
They'll try to make you different;
And once they have you, safe and sound,
They want to change you all around.
Your moods and ways they put a curse on;
They'd make of you another person.
They cannot let you go your gait;
They influence and educate.
They'd alter all that they admired.
They make me sick, they make me tired.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker