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“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
― Robert Orben

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut