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David Sedaris
“I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”
David Sedaris, Naked

David Sedaris
“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
David Sedaris

David Sedaris
“I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.”
David Sedaris

David Sedaris
“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

David Sedaris
“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...”
David Sedaris

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103 books | 68 friends

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Leif
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