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Esmee

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Esmee’s Quotes

“Men fake sleep the way women fake orgasms: to be left alone already.”
― Gina Barreca, If You Lean In, Will Men Just Look Down Your Blouse?

tags: comedy, faking-it, humor, sex, women

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“A judgmental heart keeps listening to the things that annoy.”
― Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

tags: heart, judgmental

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“He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.”
― David Sedaris

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“I will count my blessings when I am in the doldrums, count to ten when I am quarrelsome, and count on my friends when I need a laugh.”
― Gina Barreca, If You Lean In, Will Men Just Look Down Your Blouse?

tags: blessings, comedy, counting, friends, humor, inspirational, laughing, women

3 likes

“In an extroverted society, the difference between an introvert and an extrovert is that an introvert is often unconsciously deemed guilty until proven innocent.”
― Criss Jami, Venus in Arms