Ryan Mellor

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle.”
― Stephen King, Night Shift

“All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.”
― Stephen King, Bag of Bones