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“It wasn't exactly like talking, but it went something like this: Could you give us a ride north, Percy asked, like as close to Portland as possible?

Eat seals, the whale responded. Are you seals?

No, Percy admitted. I've got a man satchel full of macrobiotic beef jerky, though.

The whale shuddered. Promise not to feed me this, and I will take you north.

Deal.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

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“Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

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“The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS.
"That's just wrong," Frank said.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

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“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

tags: die-demigod-scum, funny, hilarious, humor, laugh-out-loud, name-badge, random, rick-riordan, the-son-of-neptune

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“[Tyson] looked him over with that massive baby-brown eye. “You are not dead. I like it when you are not dead.”
Ella fluttered to the ground and began preening her feathers. “Ella found a dog,” she announced. “A large dog. And a Cyclops.” Was she blushing?
Before Percy could decide, his black mastiff pounced on him, knocking Percy to the ground and barking so loudly that even Arion backed up. “Hey, Mrs. O'Leary,” Percy said. “Yeah, I love you, too, girl. Good dog.”
Hazel squeaked. “You have a hellhound named Mrs. O'Leary?”
“Long story.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

tags: ella, hazel-levesque, heroes-of-olympus, humor, mrs-o-leary, percy-jackson-and-te-olympians, son-of-neptune, tyson

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