“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”
― The Son of Neptune
― The Son of Neptune
“Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America.”
― The Son of Neptune
― The Son of Neptune
“Tyson charged at the Cyclops leader, Ma Gasket, her chain-mail dress spattered with mud and decorated with broken spears.
She gawked at Tyson and started to say, “Who—?”
Tyson hit her in the head so hard, she spun in a circle and landed on her rump.
“Bad Cyclops Lady!” he bell owed. “General Tyson says GO AWAY!”
He hit her again, and Ma Gasket broke into dust.”
― The Son of Neptune
She gawked at Tyson and started to say, “Who—?”
Tyson hit her in the head so hard, she spun in a circle and landed on her rump.
“Bad Cyclops Lady!” he bell owed. “General Tyson says GO AWAY!”
He hit her again, and Ma Gasket broke into dust.”
― The Son of Neptune
“Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!”
― The Son of Neptune
― The Son of Neptune
“I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.”
― The Son of Neptune
― The Son of Neptune
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