Lena

“You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.”
― P.C. Cast, Chosen

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“That man is such a damn turd monkey."
"Grandma!" I said.
"Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?"
"Yes, Grandma, you did."
She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good.”
― P.C. Cast