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“Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.”
― Woody Allen

“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?”
― Woody Allen

“All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.”
― Woody Allen

“I broke up with this girl, and they put me with a psychiatrist who said, 'Why did you get so depressed, and do all those things you did?' I said, 'I wanted this girl and she left me.'

And he said,'Well, we have to look into that.'

And I said, 'There's nothing to look into! I wanted her and she left me.' And he said, 'Well, why are you feeling so intense?'

And I said, 'Cause I want the girl!' And he said, 'What's underneath it?' And I said, 'Nothing!'

He said, 'I'll have to give you medication.'

I said, 'I don't want medication! I want the girl!'

And he said, 'We have to work this through.'

So, I took a fire extinguisher from the casement and struck him across the back of his neck. And before I knew it, guys from Con Ed had jumper cables in my head and the rest was...”
― Woody Allen