Madison Boyle

“When life gets you down, improvise as if crawling was part of the choreography.”
― Iveta Cherneva

“Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

“This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.”
― Chelsea Handler, Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me