Buzz Thurber

“There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.”
― James Thurber

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
― James Thurber

“you might as well fall on your face as lean over too far backwards”
― james thurber

“I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life."
"The firefly's ?" said the minstrel.
"The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.”
― James Thurber, The 13 Clocks