Buzz Thurber

“I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life."
"The firefly's ?" said the minstrel.
"The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.”
― James Thurber, The 13 Clocks

“Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?”
― James Thurber

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
― James Thurber

“Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.”
― James Thurber