Tiffany Young

“I was born with a dick, and not experiencing child birth first hand is a perk of owning said dick.”
― K.M. Golland, Attainment

“Mr. Rawlings is a man of his word. The problem was, he made two different promises and he felt honored to keep them both. He hoped that by fulfilling one, in a different than expected way, he may have the chance to rectify the other.”
― Aleatha Romig, Truth

“Note to self: wear thong, render Matt speechless.”
― M. Pierce, Night Owl

“Obviously, I have no idea what it’s like to carry a baby, and I never will—cheers to owning a dick. And while our metaphorical glasses are still raised in a toast to my gender, I think a ‘cheers’ to my ability in evading the evil curse known as Couvade Syndrome is also warranted. Clink!”
― K.M. Golland, Attainment