Raneem

“Watching you pretend to hate the nickname is the best part of my day.”
― Sally Thorne, The Hating Game

“Do you need a goddamn puppeteer to help you figure out what to do with yourself? Someone to tell you what to say and do?”
“You’re being dramatic. I’m not that bad.”
“Yeah you are. You need a…” I search for the word, Snap my fingers in the silence. “Hairy godmother.”
“A what?”
I’m a fucking genius is what I am. “Hairy godmother. Like a fairy godmother, but a guy.”
Honest to God, I just made that shit up, right now, on the spot.
Clever asshole that I am.”
― Sara Ney, Jock Rule

“Always part ways with people you love like you’ll never see them again.”
― L.J. Shen, Bane

“Rule one: if you’re going to date one of these guys, you can’t be a pussy.”
I’m sorry, did he just say…the P word?”
― Sara Ney, Jock Rule