Twinz

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
― Groucho Marx

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”
― Rita Mae Brown

“When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.”
― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture

“There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.”
― Willie Nelson