“And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.”
― The Holy Bible: King James Version
― The Holy Bible: King James Version
“If you skip one class, everyone knows about it. The teacher will track you down, or one of the guidance counselors will track you down and ask if you're smoking pot. According to the geniuses running this place, the only reason you would skip class is if you're smoking pot, though I actually find my classes more enjoyable when I'm high.”
― The Boy Recession
― The Boy Recession
“Never trust a man with a penis.”
― Third Grave Dead Ahead
― Third Grave Dead Ahead
“There was no time to weigh chances. There was no such thing as chances anyway, in the distorted perspective of the weed fumes.”
― Marihuana
― Marihuana
“a friend with weed is a friend indeed...”
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