Timothy Baden

“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
― Will Ferrell

“There's 7 billion 46 million people on the planet and most of us have the audacity to think we matter.”
― George Watsky

“None escape their shadows”
― Zed

“Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone, and I’ll be like ‘Yeah, I’ve been really lonely lately’ and they’ll be like ‘Well we should hang out!’ and I’m like ‘No, that’s not what I meant. That’s not what I meant at all.”
― John Mulaney