Rachel Schaffer

“What’s going to happen?” he asked. “Are we all going to stand in a circle and sing ‘Kumbaya’?”
― Rachel Hawkins, Rebel Belle

“Since when did David Stark have biceps? How did you get any muscle tone when all you did was type and be annoying?”
― Rachel Hawkins, Rebel Belle

“The three of us, working together to save the world. Me, my ex-girlfriend, and the guy she dumped me for.” His mouth twisted into a half smile. “This has to be the most screwed up situation three teenagers have ever found themselves in.”

“I think I saw an episode of Gossip Girl like that once,” I offered.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Rebel Belle

“He was also the god of (take a deep breath) commerce, languages, thievery, cheeseburgers, trickery, eloquent speaking, feasts, cheeseburgers, hospitality, guard dogs, birds of omen, gymnastics, athletic competitions, cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers and telling fortunes with dice. Okay, I just tossed in the cheeseburgers to see if you were paying attention. Also, I’m hungry.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods