Maha Waseef

“You love me. Real or not real?"
I tell him, "Real.”
― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.