Kyle Lai

“Like verisimilary amorabonds, we captat the benevolence of the omnijugal, omniform, and omnigenal foeminine sex. Upon certain diecules we invisat the lupanares, and in a venerian ecstasy inculcate our veretres into the penitissime recesses of the pudends of these amicabilissimes meretricules. Then we do cauponisate in the meritory taberns of the Pineapple, the Castle, the Magdalene, and the Mule, goodly vervecine spatules perforaminated with petrocile.”
― François Rabelais

“The prisoner imagines freedom to be more wonderful than it is.”
― Alphonse Daudet

“We had a friend, a poor fellow, who, with his last pennies, bought a metal wind-up canary. We cracked our heads trying to explain this act, until we recalled that our friend was simply very stupid.”
― Leo Tolstoi

“The man who wears no socks can acquire things which bestockinged people can never obtain. By saving on socks, one can afford stamps for letters to philosophers throughout the world and get from them the correct interpretation of obscure words in Sanskrit.”
― Halldór Laxness