“Oh come on man,” said Dave. “That’s seriously not cool. You’re supposed to ride those, not use them as meat shields.” ”
― Critical Failures
― Critical Failures
“He easily outran everyone, bolting deeper into the forest like a coked-up hooker fleeing a crime scene.”
― Critical Failures
― Critical Failures
“Friedlander chuckled. “Why did the two blondes freeze to death at the drive-in theater?” “I don’t know?” “They went to see ‘Closed for the Winter’.” “Ha!”
― Paradise
― Paradise
“Listen to your gut, her father was fond of saying, but make up your own damn mind.”
― Flood Rising
― Flood Rising
“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an insult to computers across the galaxy.”
― Columbus Day
― Columbus Day
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